Don't
Fear The Creeper.
by Jon Dunmore ©
19 Nov 2005.
Worse
than Ed Wood's PLAN 9, worse than Hal Warren's MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE, even worse than Michael Bay's PEARL HARBOR.
Not
having been born when this movie was first released, I can
only assume that it died the burbling, cinematic death it
wholly deserved, released alongside the likes of DR. STRANGELOVE, GOLDFINGER and even such pap as A HARD DAYS' NIGHT. Fact is, THE CREEPING TERROR would
have remained in its Z-Movie graveyard were it not for the
notoriety it achieved via its skewering on MST 3K.
A
large offcut of shag carpet draped over a few drunk college
students is supposedly a monster from space, waddling about
the countryside eating people, victims courteously lining
up to step horrifyingly apathetically into its maw (a rug
doggy-door on its anterior surface). Oh, the blandly unmitigated
terror. Oh.
Auteur
director Arthur Nelson (who went on to never make another
movie), apparently lost the soundtrack, substituting narration
and abominable looping over the "action," elevating
the movie to the level of excruciating infomercial.
My
only hope is that more educated audiences fifty years from
now will be saying the same things about PEARL HARBOR...
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