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DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? (Dec 2000) 
aka: DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?
Director: Danny Leiner.
Writer: Philip Stark.
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Jennifer Garner, Hal Sparks, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson, David Herman, Charlie O'Connell.
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Driving Mister Moron.
by
Jon Dunmore © 11 Sep 2010.
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? is to Ashton Kutcher what BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE is to Keanu Reeves - an inauspicious, downright idiotic, introduction to the filmic world before taking over said world. (Kutcher's name is even phonetically like Theodore Logan Esquire - Jesse Montgomery III.)
 Numbnut Jesse (Kutcher) wakes after a drunken night with his duderific pothead friend, Chester (Seann William Scott, back when he couldn't HELP but make that stupid face), and realizes his car is not parked outside, which precipitates the time-honored line from him, "Dude, where's my car?" To which Chester replies, "Dude, where's your car?" To which Jesse replies, "Dude, where's my car?" To which Chester replies, "Dude, where's your car?" There's much more. But I have more important things to do, like slash my wrists.
Quest to find car ensues, to win back their girlfriends (Jennifer Garner, young but still ugly, and Marla Sokoloff), the two dopes getting involved with teen comedy staples - sexy female extra-terrestrials, crackpot cultists led by Hal Sparks, jocks, hot babes, transvestites and strippers.
In no way a classic comedy - except in the cult sense when Ashton Kutcher inexplicably wins an Academy Award in the deep future - but so doggedly asinine you will find yourself laughing despite your functioning brain.
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DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? (Dec 2000)
Director: Danny Leiner.
Writer: Philip Stark.
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Jennifer Garner, Hal Sparks, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson, David Herman, Charlie O'Connell.
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