Rough notes...
by Jon Dunmore ©


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He didn't even put his name into the gobet, yet it spat out his name - what is everyone so traumatized about? In a magical world, what's so surprising In a world where anything can happen



christias eve - oh they celebrate christmas - so was chrits a warlock too? Was he the son of god? Is evolution taught at Hogwarts? how do the religious messiah into their magical devilry?

Hagrid gets a bit of reomance going on with tall chick

harry rod looking for dates.
best loking chick - 100 times better than any chick is hermoine sitting riht next to them - thes emorons - not one of them asks her. one of the features of this movie - they're reaching puberty.

adventuere os okay - every time they use magic its another deus ex nmachine o rjumping the shark - how else is he maent to be unferwater for an hour? well, they're just going to use breathing apparutus. !!

edward and chick have breathing apparatus - russian dude is half-shark - half man - potter has gilliweed - to save friends. So wahat was the big deal about holding your breath for an hour if the others found ways. Why didn't harry just ask his friend hagrid or Dumbledore for magic ways to breathe underwater? Wha'ts at stake here? Nothing. terrifying music - that means nothing!

whenever in a tight squeez - when gills are using up - another magic spell - launches out of water/ Where's the tension? wherre's the heroism?


so this guy HARRY - is a dragon slayer - he rescues the people from the lake - and he can't get a date??!!
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in the labyrinth - how are they meant to find this thing - how are they going to use their giufts or their intelligenceor proweess to find it? Oh, just run around blindly, I guess and if there are any problems - use magic to get out of it. Where's the drama, ? Where's the effort? Wherre's Waldo? THis is pontless!

by far the best part is when ralph fienes appears as voldemort. first as a cute baby voldemort, thrown into a cauldron and then as th reanimated vol - how deliciosuly and cheesily evil. Everything comes togetehr in this graveyeard scene and makes absoltuely less sense that it was already not making.

voldemort took his elocution lessons from the empero in RETURN OF THE JEDDI. He says, "i;m going to kill you, Harry Potter" exaclty like the empereor said, "and now young skywalker, you will die."

Ron has big tiff with Harry for being picked as acc school hero. - the triumverate is split up. Hermione seems to be constnatly depressed about something - that's right - puberty, se's probably going trhough her fitst meeting wiht Aunt Flow.

when Oldman appears in fireplace in shape of DG coals, that's weak - recorded his lines - but they obviouls y didn't have any footage of him, so it swas lame.

thes emagical people using owls as messnegers - gee, almost as technologcal as the pony express. I could show you something REALLY magical - it's called e-mail.

cute little baby Voldemort gets thrown into cauldron - grows to normal size- but they screwed up on his nose.

foreshadow - magic getting on my newrves - anythign can and odds happen -0 so why is anyever ever surprisedint he least about absolutley anything happeneind?

GOBLET IS on CG fire - you put your name into it to be chsen as the school champion. other schhols atetnd edward vampire gets shocen have to be over 17, oh, he looks 24, but no one talking - bgoblet spits out his name myeteruosly, even thoguh he neve put his name IN. How they be so surprised? It's MAGIC - anythign could happen. What' everyonelooking so surprised for?

we're thinking what a gruedsome deadly game. but she's back int he corwd!
so when Edwardis being sucked down by vines, at thetime we thought it was imperative that Harry "save his life" but all that was oging to happen was theat the vines were taking him out of the game and retufnring him to the stands wiht the crowd!
the fater is crying becuase he knew that if Harry had let his son just get swallowed by thr vines, he'd be returned to the crowd.

the chick who got swallowed by vines and the russiwan guy who got "bewitched " ans left for dead were back in the stands, normal as you please. You means we were just thinking that she had died a horrible death bein geaten alinve by thr plant but the labyrinth plant simply returned her to the audience? What kidn of pussy plot point was THAT?


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