MAFIA! is the severed horse's head bleeding all over the pajamas of intelligent moviegoers everywhere.

Helmed by writer-director Jim Abrahams - the comedy maverick who brought us AIRPLANE, HOT SHOTS! and THE NAKED GUN - words cannot describe the humor that every single frame of this movie judiciously avoids.

Attempting desperately to be a spoof of THE GODFATHER and its ilk, MAFIA! stars Lloyd Bridges as Don Cortino and Jay Mohr (who does a killer Walken - but not here) as his Pacino-esque son. That is all ye need to know. From there, it's downhill fast.

Don't ever mention this film around me again.


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