Poffy’s ODE to | Evangeline Lilly

Poffy The Cucumber

Hobbit-DOS-Evang-Poff Evangeline Lilly

ElVen ANGEL mINE.

Oh, to be green
With Evangeline
Lilly, oh Lilly
You pointy-eared filly.
Don’t trust myself
Around your She-Elf.

Your arrows of love
Are par for the course
Do to me please
Like you do that Dwarf.

Below the beltway
You make me feel
Like REAL STEEL.

Battle dagger hips
Steven Tyler lips
Stay awhile
Cave troll style…

END

RANT_Evangeline

EVANGELINE LILLY
Hottest in:
LOST
THE HURT LOCKER
REAL STEEL
THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

Taking over where Kate Beckinsale left off,
Gentlemen, I give you the spankiest she-elf
on Earth or Middle Earth.
by Jon Dunmore © 19 Jan 2014
BANNER_TheDunmore_LOGO

Back to: RANT INDEX
Word Count: 60      Rant: 15
ALPHA-25px_numberALPHA-25px_AALPHA-25px_BALPHA-25px_CALPHA-25px_DALPHA-25px_EALPHA-25px_FALPHA-25px_GALPHA-25px_H
ALPHA-25px_IALPHA-25px_JALPHA-25px_KALPHA-25px_LALPHA-25px_MALPHA-25px_NALPHA-25px_OALPHA-25px_PALPHA-25px_Q
ALPHA-25px_RALPHA-25px_SALPHA-25px_TALPHA-25px_UALPHA-25px_VALPHA-25px_WALPHA-25px_XALPHA-25px_YALPHA-25px_Z
BANNER_Poffy_MailingList
 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *