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FAMKE JANSSEN | An Open Letter from Poffy The Cucumber

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Yours Greenly,
Poffy

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FAMKE JANSSEN
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In the interests of alerting this steel-jawed seductress to my amor fou, I have penned a paean of love to touch her flaming heart. Why do they all think I am immune to true, chaste emotion?… I too, can cultivate romance when the spirit soars and the doves cry. Just how will she be able to resist me?…
by Jon Dunmore © 10 Sep 2001

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