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THE 99 PERCENT
 
Release: Dec 11 - Review: 25 Dec 11
When Lambs Become Lions.
...the humble beginnings and audacious flowering of the movement that is blowback for decades of corporate capitalist greed - Occupy Wall Street...
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THE CLIMATE PROJECT
 
Release: Sep 11 - Review: 16 Sep 11
The Krypton Syndrome.
...Al Gore talks up a storm. About storms. And droughts. And melting ice caps, and raging fires; the global climate shift exacerbated by what 1960's science fiction films might have called "Mankind tampering in God's domain."
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CONAN THE BARBARIAN 2011
 
Release: Aug 11 - Review: 19 Dec 11
Muscles, magic, tits and blood.
Like Arnold before him, Momoa perfectly embodies Robert E. Howard's fictional medieval warrior, muscles thrumming, brain on standby, dick locked in the upright position.
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THE CHANGE-UP
Release: Aug 11 - Review: 10 Dec 11
Another change-up, another plage-up.
...the latest mystical body-switching movie from the venal plagiarists in the Hollywood Cookie Cutter Industrial Complex who have the audacity to call themselves writers.
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COWBOYS AND ALIENS
Release: Jul 11 - Review: 17 Dec 11
A shallow ripple in the Force.
Is COWBOYS AND ALIENS a boring western movie, or a clichéd alien invasion movie?
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER
Release: Jul 11 - Review: 18 Nov 11
Red, White and Boob.
The red, white and blue avenger, in the best comicbook movie of the decade - and by that I mean, it's lightweight and predictable and aimed at twelve-year-olds.
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BAD TEACHER
Release: Jun 11 - Review: 12 Dec 11
BAD TEACHER not good.
It's commendable that Cameron Diaz would go to such great lengths to portray someone so despicable and "ugly," but BAD TEACHER doesn't do her any justice, being even more despicable and ugly.
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TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
Release: Jun 11 - Review: 11 Dec 11
Big things breaking other big things.
I'm sure the budget of TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON could wipe out Liberia's deficit, so why can't they afford passable look-alikes for Kennedy and Obama?
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SUPER
Release: Jun 11 - Review: 22 Oct 11
Super Dupe-r.
...seems just another plagiaristic permutation of Hero-Without-Powers, but there is a touching pathos to Frank that all us downtrodden mortals can relate to...
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GREEN LANTERN
Release: Jun 11 - Review: 1 Jul 11
Attack of the 50-foot foreheads.
... could have opted to stay Earthbound, but instead do a wondrous galactic job outlining one of the more interesting superhero legends.
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X-MEN: FIRST CLASS
Release: Jun 11 - Review: 18 Jun 11
Homo superior, Bromo superior.
Remove the movie from its source material and FIRST CLASS is a very enjoyable origin tale, smartly depicting how the - snigger - "first" X-Men came to wear such flamboyant matching blouses..
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BRIDESMAIDS
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May 11 - Review: 21 Dec 11
Marriage of heaven and hell.
BRIDESMAIDS was advertised as being a Chick Flick version of SUPERBAD. Nope. It's just super bad.
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THOR
Release: May 11 - Review: 26 Nov 11
Godliness is next to prettiness.
Director Kenneth Branagh brings THOR to the big screen with all the respect that a Thunder God deserves and all the cut obliques that a woman craves.
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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES
Release: May 11 - Review: 24 Nov 11
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum Diary.
Ironic that the story in this aged and worn PIRATES - is the quest for the fountain of youth.
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THE BEAVER
Release: May 11 - Review: 10 Sep 11
Puppetheart.
...can't tell whether THE BEAVER is a tragicomedy or a psychodramedy... it's cute, it's furry, it's got a big mouth and it's slightly insane - but enough about Mel Gibson.
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