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ACCEPTED
 Release: Aug 06 - Review: 2 Jul 07 
Entirely Unacceptable.
... it feels as if they’re only appearing in Accepted because, like their characters, they were rejected from parts on other films.
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VENTURA PET DETECTIVE
Release: Feb 1994 - Review: 19 Oct 05 
When Over-The-Top Is Under-Achieving.
Jim Carrey's second-ever leading role remains a watershed
performance of mega-ultra-outré singularity.
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THE
AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
Release: 1965 - Review: 19 Oct 05
Masterpiece of a Masterpiece.
Stupendous
over-acting from both Rex Harrison and Our Man Charlton
is the saving grace of this lavish movie...
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ALIENS
Release: Jul 86 - Review: 28 Apr 08 
The Warrior/Goddess Dichotomy and the Eternal Feminine.
Cameron creates a script that bluntly screams “More is Better” – more aliens, more victims, more explosions and incredible amounts of more mucus.
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THE KING'S MEN
Release:
Sep 06 - Review: 2 Oct 06
...couldn't put this movie together again.
...this film is so exhaustingly dull,
despite its quality film-making, stupendous performances
and sober messages.
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ALONG
CAME POLLY
Release: Jan 04 - Review: 6 Jun 06
Along Came Seymour.
Hoffman uses his disheveled,
pariah character like a wrecking ball on this milky-vanilla
story.
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ALTERED STATES
Release: Dec 80 - Review: 14 Mar 09 
LSD Trip for Intelligentsia.
Eddie (William Hurt) and Arthur (Bob Balaban) are two university scientists experimenting on human regression (mentally reverting to a primitive state) using an isolation tank and sensational drugs...
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AMERICA: FREEDOM TO FASCISM
 Release: Jun 06 - Review: 31 Aug 07 
American Dream-mare.
Income tax is illegal. It’s not a radical battle cry – it’s the Constitution. Now that you can’t un-know that fact, life is going to get real scary…
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AMERICAN GANGSTER
Release: Nov 07 - Review: 6 Jan 08 
Smooth Criminal.
Crime = glamour. Crime = hotness. Crime = smoothness.
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AMERICAN PSYCHO
Release: Jan 00 - Review: 25 Apr 08
Exotic Psychotic.
This comedy is not just black - it’s black with sprinkles on top and a human head on a spike.
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THE
AMERICAN PRESIDENT
Release: Nov 95 - Review: 18 Nov 06
A Romantic State of Union.
Douglas effortlessly inhabits the President's
mantle and it is a constant joy to see him imbue this
office with a power that we know the real President
does not have...
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ANCHORMAN:
THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
Release: Jul 04 - Review: 22 Feb 06
When The Anchorman was Man-Anchor.
Anchorman
ranks alongside A Night At The Roxbury or
Wayne's World as a stupid, stupid idea that somehow
entertains despite itself.
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ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN
Release: Dec 80 - Review: 14 May 08
Any Which Way is a "Right turn, Clyde!"
There’s nothing deep here; crack a beer, strip down to your wife-beater and just enjoy it.
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APACHE
Release: 1954 - Review: 7 Aug 05
Corn-y Apache.
Yet another grandiose insult to the Native
American people.
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APOCALYPTO
Release: Dec 06 - Review: 3 Jan 07
An Epic Fable in a Jugular Vein.
Mel Gibson's Apocalypto is a
bone axe to the cervical vertebrae at the base of the
skull; jungle-wild beauty juxtaposed with bestial brutality,
exceptionally well-executed.
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APOLLO
13
Release: Jun 1995 - Review: 6 Sep 05
The Greatest Successful Failure Of All Time.
...the "failure" of the Apollo
13 lunar mission aided in advancing space-faring dialect
and paved the future with skyward momentum...
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ARMAGEDDON
Release: Jul 98 - Review: 8 Dec 08
Arma Dyin' Here.
Imagine the worst pain and suffering ever. That's how it's gonna feel at the end of the world. Coincidentally, you can feel that exact same pain and suffering by watching Michael Bay's ARMAGEDDON.
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THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
Release: Oct 07 - Review: 29 Dec 08
The Shooting of an Olde Worlde Epic by a New World Filmmaker.
...even the wordy title itself transports us back to grainy film and honky-tonk pianos, thrusting us bodily into the grimy, wild, paranoid frontier that was romanticized beyond its harsh reality.
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AUSTRALIA
Release: Nov 08 - Review: 2 Dec 08
Epic Saddlebag Superhero.
Well, it's Baz Luhrmann, so it's gonna be stylish; it's Nicole Kidman, so it's gonna be painfully pretty; it's Hugh Jackman, so it's gonna be oozing sexual bacon like a piston on powerdrive.
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THE AVIATOR
Release: Dec 04 - Review: 28 Jul 07
That Magnificent Man and His Flying Machines.
A powerful biopic of sex, insanity and aeroplanes. In any order.
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AVP:
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR
Release: Aug 04 - Review: 2 Sep 05
AVP: Audience vs. Padding.
...akin
to the nippled Batsuit – a franchise gone too far.
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AVPR: ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - REQUIEM
Release: Dec 07 - Review: 2 Oct 08
Requiem for a Dweeb.
Hundreds of Aliens. One Predator. No actors.
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