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ACCEPTED
 Release: Aug 06 - Review: 2 Jul 07 
Entirely Unacceptable.
... it feels as if they’re only appearing in Accepted because, like their characters, they were rejected from parts on other films.
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VENTURA PET DETECTIVE
Release: Feb 1994 - Review: 19 Oct 05 
When Over-The-Top Is Under-Achieving.
Jim Carrey's second-ever leading role remains a watershed
performance of mega-ultra-outré singularity.
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THE
AGONY AND THE ECSTASY
Release: 1965 - Review: 19 Oct 05
Masterpiece of a Masterpiece.
Stupendous
over-acting from both Rex Harrison and Our Man Charlton
is the saving grace of this lavish movie...
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ALIENS
Release: Jul 86 - Review: 28 Apr 08 
The Warrior/Goddess Dichotomy and the Eternal Feminine.
Cameron creates a script that bluntly screams “More is Better” – more aliens, more victims, more explosions and incredible amounts of more mucus.
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THE KING'S MEN
Release:
Sep 06 - Review: 2 Oct 06
...couldn't put this movie together again.
...this film is so exhaustingly dull,
despite its quality film-making, stupendous performances
and sober messages.
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ALONG
CAME POLLY
Release: Jan 04 - Review: 6 Jun 06
Along Came Seymour.
Hoffman uses his disheveled,
pariah character like a wrecking ball on this milky-vanilla
story.
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AMERICA: FREEDOM TO FASCISM
 Release: Jun 06 - Review: 31 Aug 07 
American Dream-mare.
Income tax is illegal. It’s not a radical battle cry – it’s the Constitution. Now that you can’t un-know that fact, life is going to get real scary…
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AMERICAN GANGSTER
Release: Nov 07 - Review: 6 Jan 08 
Smooth Criminal.
Crime = glamour. Crime = hotness. Crime = smoothness.
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AMERICAN PSYCHO
Release: Jan 00 - Review: 25 Apr 08
Exotic Psychotic.
This comedy is not just black - it’s black with sprinkles on top and a human head on a spike.
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AMERICAN PRESIDENT
Release: Nov 95 - Review: 18 Nov 06
A Romantic State of Union.
Douglas effortlessly inhabits the President's
mantle and it is a constant joy to see him imbue this
office with a power that we know the real President
does not have...
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ANCHORMAN:
THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
Release: Jul 04 - Review: 22 Feb 06
When The Anchorman was Man-Anchor.
Anchorman
ranks alongside A Night At The Roxbury or
Wayne's World as a stupid, stupid idea that somehow
entertains despite itself.
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ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN
Release: Dec 80 - Review: 14 MAy 08
Any Which Way is a "Right turn, Clyde!"
There’s nothing deep here; crack a beer, strip down to your wife-beater and just enjoy it.
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APACHE
Release: 1954 - Review: 7 Aug 05
Corn-y Apache.
Yet another grandiose insult to the Native
American people.
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APOCALYPTO
Release: Dec 06 - Review: 3 Jan 07
An Epic Fable in a Jugular Vein.
Mel Gibson's Apocalypto is a
bone axe to the cervical vertebrae at the base of the
skull; jungle-wild beauty juxtaposed with bestial brutality,
exceptionally well-executed.
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APOLLO
13
Release: Jun 1995 - Review: 6 Sep 05
The Greatest Successful Failure Of All Time.
...the "failure" of the Apollo
13 lunar mission aided in advancing space-faring dialect
and paved the future with skyward momentum...
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THE AVIATOR
Release: Dec 04 - Review: 28 Jul 07
That Magnificent Man and His Flying Machines.
A powerful biopic of sex, insanity and aeroplanes. In any order.
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AVP:
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR
Release: Aug 04 - Review: 2 Sep 05
AVP: Audience vs. Padding.
...akin
to the nippled Batsuit – a franchise gone too far.
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