Poffy The Cucumber's Movie Mania_Alphabetical

END OF DAYS

EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS II: EDDIE LIVES!
Release: Aug 1989 - Review: Nov 03

Rock and Roll IS Dead.
To fully enjoy this movie, one requires a full frontal lobotomy, no exposure to the last fifty years of rock and roll and a golf club delivered at strategic intervals to the scrotum.
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ELF

Release: Nov 03 - Review: 14 Jun 06

Elven Hell.
Will Ferrell is funny. This movie is not.
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EMILY'S REASONS WHY NOT

Release: Jan 06 - Review: 2 Apr 06

Why?
Dear Spoiled Byoch: Y'know, guys don't want to hear your reasons why not. Matter of fact, guys don't even want to know your reasons WHY.
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END OF DAYS

Release: Nov 99 - Review: 22 Sep 06

End of Intelligence.
Arnold fans will holler in joy, fans of brainless action will holler in astonishment, and Catholics will just holler.
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ENTERPRISE

Release: Sep 01 - Review: Sep 01

First Ship, First Captain, First Mistake.
...with a Star Fleet insignia pasted to your left nipple and a flagrant lemon coloration that just screamed “boy toy” on the dance floor.
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ENVY

Release: Apr 04 - Review: 26 Nov 05

Poo-sillanimous.
With Levinson's loose direction and constipated performances, Envy fails to make a splash.
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ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

Release: Mar 04 - Review: 3 Jun 06

"Eternal" shines then dims.
...topples from its lofty aspirations to explore the girly-man question of whether you would re-commit to someone whom you have already discerned you cannot stand.
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EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE

Release: Dec 78 - Review: 20 Jan 07

American Knuckle Sandwich.
Disguised as a simplistic road story, Every Which Way But Loose is a paean to freedom...
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