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EDDIE
AND THE CRUISERS II: EDDIE LIVES!
Release: Aug 1989 - Review: Nov 03 
Rock and Roll IS Dead.
To fully enjoy this movie, one requires
a full frontal lobotomy, no exposure to the last fifty
years of rock and roll and a golf club delivered at
strategic intervals to the scrotum.
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ELF
Release: Nov 03 - Review: 14 Jun 06 
Elven Hell.
Will Ferrell is funny. This movie is not.
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EMILY'S
REASONS WHY NOT
Release: Jan 06 - Review: 2 Apr 06
Why?
Dear Spoiled Byoch: Y'know, guys don't
want to hear your reasons why not. Matter of fact, guys
don't even want to know your reasons WHY.
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END
OF DAYS
Release: Nov 99 - Review: 22 Sep 06 
End of Intelligence.
Arnold fans will holler in joy, fans of
brainless action will holler in astonishment, and Catholics
will just holler.
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ENTERPRISE
Release: Sep 01 - Review: Sep 01

First Ship, First Captain, First Mistake.
...with a Star Fleet insignia pasted to
your left nipple and a flagrant lemon coloration that
just screamed boy toy on the dance floor.
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ENVY
Release: Apr 04 - Review: 26 Nov 05

Poo-sillanimous.
With Levinson's loose direction and constipated
performances, Envy fails to make a splash.
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ETERNAL
SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
Release: Mar 04 - Review: 3 Jun 06 
"Eternal" shines then dims.
...topples from its lofty aspirations
to explore the girly-man question of whether you would
re-commit to someone whom you have already discerned you
cannot stand.
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EVERY
WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE
Release: Dec 78 - Review: 20 Jan 07 
American Knuckle Sandwich.
Disguised as a simplistic road story,
Every Which Way But Loose is a paean to freedom...
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