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FAHRENHEIT
9/11
Release: Jun 04 - Review: 4 Sep 05 
In Moore Ways Than One.
With this film, Moore has provided the
rejoinder to years of enduring the fascist whims of a
government despicable enough to wield the specter of the
long-since-razed Twin Towers as collateral.
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FANTASTIC FOUR
 Release: Jul 05 - Review: 5 Jul 07 
Fourscore Bore.
...reasonable actors stuck in roles which afford them no time to reach (or do second takes), as the budget had to be funneled into hedonistic advertising, explosions, electrical “bzzz” things and pretty orange effects for the Human Torch.
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FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
Release: Jul 07 - Review: 9 Jul 07 
More Four Bore.
...what could have been epic and disturbing is handled with gloved thumbs by director Story and egregious so-called performances by the egregious so-called actors.
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THE
FIFTH ELEMENT
Release: May 97 - Review: 11 Jul 06 
Slammin', Glammin' and Hammin'.
I get the feeling critics are jealous
that Euros can pull off an action blockbuster with as
much brainless flair as Americans - with twice the guilty
pleasure.
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FLAGS
OF OUR FATHERS
Release: Nov 06 - Review: 16 Nov 06
Raising Glory: the sham behind the glam.
...explores oft-neglected truths behind
the accepted legends surrounding the most famous photograph
of World War II...
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FLIGHT
93
Release: Jan 06 - Review: 5 Jul 06
Flight of Fancy.
... would retain
more credibility and tragedy were it not for the insistence
of the media and families of the deceased in forcing the
mantle of "hero" onto the departed.
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FLIGHTPLAN
Release: Sep 05 - Review: 17 Nov 05 
Plight Planning.
Flying
high on Foster's adrenalin alone.
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THE FOUNTAIN
 Release: Nov 06 - Review: 1 May 08 
Doubtin' The Fountain.
Raving beauty, rabid camera angling and startlingly somber performances almost save this movie from its own convoluted and ambitious storyline spiraling down the artsy-fartsy toilet.
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FUN
WITH DICK AND JANE
Release: Dec 05 - Review: 22 Jan 06 
Not
Much Fun with Dick and Jane.
To
say that Adam Sandler is turning into a mediocre actor
is a compliment of the highest order. To say the same
thing about Jim Carrey is a tragedy for American Cinema.
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