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GALAXY QUEST
Release: Dec 99 - Review: 30 May 06

No Dreck on this Trek.

Galaxy Quest is everything that the Scary Movie franchise is not - well-produced, well-written, well-acted - and funny.
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GALLIPOLI
Release: Aug 81 - Review: 4 Jul 07

Military Unintelligence.

Gallipoli is one of the great Australian films and one of the greatest anti-war films.
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GANGS OF NEW YORK
Release: Dec 02 - Review: 2 Dec 04

An Army Of One - Daniel Day-Lewis
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...scourged from the engine-pit of misbegotten pseudo-history and sand-blasted onto the epic screen...
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GARFIELD
Release: Jun 04 - Review: 29 Sep 05

Flat Cat.

This is not a "bad" movie - it is simply devoid of a soul.
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GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS
Release: Aug 06 - Review: 17 Apr 07

Gene Simmons: Family Jew.

...demystifies the god status that Simmons has worked so hard to cultivate over his 35-year career. And who wants to see their god with his pants around his ankles?
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GIGLI
Release: Aug 03 - Review: 13 Dec 06

To tear or wear off the skin of; abrade; to condemn, decry, objurgate…

An insult to gangsters, Italians, homosexuals, Al Pacino, lesbians, actors, retards, and even David Hasselhoff.
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THE GODFATHER
Release: Mar 1972 - Review: 13 May 06

The Godfather Of Them All.
It has been over three decades since its birth, yet The Godfather reigns as the yardstick by which all other gangster movies are brutally scrutinized.
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