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QUEST
Release: Dec 99 - Review: 30 May 06 
No Dreck on this
Trek.
GALAXY QUEST is everything that
the SCARY MOVIE franchise is not - well-produced, well-written, well-acted
- and funny.
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GALLIPOLI
 Release: Aug 81 - Review: 4 Jul 07 
Military Unintelligence.
GALLIPOLI is one of the great Australian films and one of the greatest anti-war films.
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OF NEW YORK
 Release:
Dec 02 - Review: 2 Dec 04 
An Army Of One
- Daniel Day-Lewis.
...scourged
from the engine-pit of misbegotten pseudo-history and sand-blasted onto the epic
screen...
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Release: Jun 04 - Review: 29 Sep 05 
Flat Cat.
This
is not a "bad" movie - it is simply devoid of a soul.
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THE GAUNTLET
Release: Dec 77 - Review: 20 Jun 09 
Bullets over Fraud Way.
... a ludicrous, riotous, guilty pleasure, Eastwood at the helm as director and star, doing all those outlandish things only Eastwood can do in a Clint Eastwood Movie.
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SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS
Release: Aug 06 - Review: 17 Apr 07
Gene Simmons: Family Jew.
...demystifies the god status
that Simmons has worked so hard to cultivate over his 35-year career. And who wants to see their god with his pants around his ankles?
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GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT
 Release: Feb 48 - Review: 24 Aug 09
Not very gentlemanly...
Released just after the Holocaust, can any of us in 2009 apprehend how this anti-Semitism sermon would have felt like electrodes on the testes of society?
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GET HIM TO THE GREEK
Release: Jun 10 - Review: 6 Jul 10
Going Greek: it only hurts if you're sober.
Drugs, bitches, rock stars, alcohol poisoning - geez! GET HIM TO THE GREEK is like one of my regular Tuesdays.
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GET SMART
 Release: Jun 08 - Review: 26 Dec 08
Get Dumb. And Dumber.
It is obvious the filmmakers don't "get" GET SMART. They missed it... by THAT much.
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GHOST RIDER
 Release:
Feb 07 - Review: 1 Aug 08
Queasy Rider.
Sloppy editing, directionless direction and idiotic writing make this the number one feel-retarded movie of the year.
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GHOST TOWN
Release: Sep 08 - Review: 7 Feb 09
Afterlife Strife.
...rending our deepest sociological fears from their moorings near our black selfish souls and exposing them painfully. Comedy is pain. Ricky Gervais will hurt you until you laugh.
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GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST
Release: May 09 - Review: 20 Nov 09
Ghost of Dickens Past turns in his grave.
...another in a long line of tiresome films where females prove conclusively they don't know WHAT they want.
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 Release:
Aug 03 - Review: 13 Dec 06
To tear or wear
off the skin of; abrade; to condemn, decry, objurgate…
An insult to gangsters, Italians, homosexuals, Al Pacino, lesbians,
actors, retards, and even David Hasselhoff.
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GLADIATOR
Release: May 00 - Review: 6 Mar 09
Unleashing Helle.
...a story so well-orchestrated and superbly told, there might well have been in Roman history a general who became a slave, a slave who became a gladiator, a gladiator who won an Oscar.
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GODFATHER
Release: Mar 1972 - Review: 13 May 06
The Godfather Of
Them All.
It has been over three decades since
its birth, yet THE GODFATHER reigns as the yardstick by which all other
gangster movies are brutally scrutinized.
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GONE BABY GONE
 Release: Oct 07 - Review: 7 Oct 08 
View to a Hammock.
Ben Affleck makes gravy in his directorial debut, about a redneck daughter's kidnapping on the mean streets of Boston. And how his sleepwalking brother saves the day.
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THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD
Release: Aug 09 - Review: 10 Apr 10
Abused Cars.
Slick, smarmy and sweaty-balled, THE GOODS is the bastard child of USED CARS and GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS.
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GRAN TORINO
Release: Dec 08 - Review: 31 Dec 08
The Enforcer in the 'burbs.
It's not a Dirty Harry film... really, it isn't. But someone forgot to tell Clint Eastwood.
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GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER
Release: Dec 67 - Review: 21 Sep 09
Still Racist After All These Years...
...meant to be a hammer against racism. Unfortunately, it only illustrates the filmmakers' racism without them even realizing it. In one line of dialog, the film put its foot in its big whitey mouth.
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