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G.I. JANE
 
Release: Aug 97 - Review: 10 Sep 10
FEMper Fi.
Demi Moore tries to prove she's got a dick.
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GALAXY
QUEST
Release: Dec 99 - Review: 30 May 06
No Dreck on this
Trek.
GALAXY QUEST is everything that
the SCARY MOVIE franchise is not - well-produced, well-written, well-acted
- and funny.
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GALLIPOLI
 
Release: Aug 81 - Review: 4 Jul 07
Military Unintelligence.
GALLIPOLI is one of the great Australian films and one of the greatest anti-war films.
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GANGS
OF NEW YORK
 
Release:
Dec 02 - Review: 2 Dec 04
An Army Of One
- Daniel Day-Lewis.
There are three reasons to watch Martin Scorcese's superlative GANGS OF NEW YORK:
Daniel.
Day.
Lewis.
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GARFIELD
 
Release: Jun 04 - Review: 29 Sep 05
Flat Cat.
This
is not a "bad" movie - it is simply devoid of a soul.
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GASLAND
Release: Sep 10 - Review: 17 Dec 10
Despicable Them.
Like Big Pharm, like Big Oil, like Big Corp, in the indie exposé GASLAND, it is revealed that the American companies that drill for natural gas are as unequivocally criminal and truly as insidiously evil.
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THE GAUNTLET
Release: Dec 77 - Review: 20 Jun 09
Bullets over Fraud Way.
... a ludicrous, riotous, guilty pleasure, Eastwood at the helm as director and star, doing all those outlandish things only Eastwood can do in a Clint Eastwood Movie.
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GENE
SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS
Release: Aug 06 - Review: 17 Apr 07
Gene Simmons: Family Jew.
...demystifies the god status
that Simmons has worked so hard to cultivate over his 35-year career. And who wants to see their god with his pants around his ankles?
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GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT
Release: Feb 48 - Review: 24 Aug 09
Not very gentlemanly...
Released just after the Holocaust, can any of us in 2009 apprehend how this anti-Semitism sermon would have felt like electrodes on the testes of society?
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GET HIM TO THE GREEK
Release: Jun 10 - Review: 6 Jul 10
Going Greek: it only hurts if you're sober.
Drugs, bitches, rock stars, alcohol poisoning - geez! GET HIM TO THE GREEK is like one of my regular Tuesdays.
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GET SMART
Release: Jun 08 - Review: 26 Dec 08
Get Dumb. And Dumber.
It is obvious the filmmakers don't "get" GET SMART. They missed it... by THAT much.
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GHOST RIDER
Release:
Feb 07 - Review: 1 Aug 08
Queasy Rider.
Sloppy editing, directionless direction and idiotic writing make this the number one feel-retarded movie of the year.
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GHOST TOWN
Release: Sep 08 - Review: 7 Feb 09
Afterlife Strife.
...rending our deepest sociological fears from their moorings near our black selfish souls and exposing them painfully. Comedy is pain. Ricky Gervais will hurt you until you laugh.
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THE GHOST WRITER
Release: Mar 10 - Review: 3 Apr 11
Ghost in the Machine.
...edge-of-your-seat sophisticated political thriller with an eye towards an intelligent audience who can follow a plot that doesn't spell out Bad Guys by three-day growths and Middle Eastern glares.
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GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST
Release: May 09 - Review: 20 Nov 09
Ghost of Dickens Past turns in his grave.
...another in a long line of tiresome films where females prove conclusively they don't know WHAT they want.
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GIGLI
Release:
Aug 03 - Review: 13 Dec 06
To tear or wear
off the skin of; abrade; to condemn, decry, objurgate…
An insult to gangsters, Italians, homosexuals, Al Pacino, lesbians,
actors, retards, and even David Hasselhoff.
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GLADIATOR
Release: May 00 - Review: 6 Mar 09
Unleashing Helle.
...a story so well-orchestrated and superbly told, there might well have been in Roman history a general who became a slave, a slave who became a gladiator, a gladiator who won an Oscar.
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THE
GODFATHER
Release: Mar 1972 - Review: 13 May 06
The Godfather Of
Them All.
It has been over three decades since
its birth, yet THE GODFATHER reigns as the yardstick by which all other
gangster movies are brutally scrutinized.
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GONE BABY GONE
 
Release: Oct 07 - Review: 7 Oct 08
View to a Hammock.
Ben Affleck makes gravy in his directorial debut, about a redneck daughter's kidnapping on the mean streets of Boston. And how his sleepwalking brother saves the day.
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GONZO: THE LIFE AND WORK OF DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Release: Dec 08 - Review: 23 Dec 10
Where the wave finally broke and rolled back...
Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005), the pill-popping, alcoholic, gun-toting, womanizing, self-proclaimed doctor of Gonzo Journalism.
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GOOD WILL HUNTING
Release: Jan 98 - Review: 23 Apr 11
Beautiful mind versus beautiful beard.
...a driving story of a disturbed young mathematical genius trying to find his niche in a world that unwittingly ostracizes him for his beautiful mind.
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THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD
Release: Aug 09 - Review: 10 Apr 10
Abused Cars.
Slick, smarmy and sweaty-balled, THE GOODS is the bastard child of USED CARS and GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS.
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GRAN TORINO
Release: Dec 08 - Review: 31 Dec 08
The Enforcer in the 'burbs.
It's not a Dirty Harry film... really, it isn't. But someone forgot to tell Clint Eastwood.
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THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY
Release: 1903 - Review: 8 Apr 11
The Ten -Minute Milestone.
Back when overacting was the ONLY acting, before D.W. Griffiths, before KING KONG, almost before electricity (literally - this film was so far back in the mists of time that Thomas Edison was an indirect executive producer...
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GREEN LANTERN
Release: Jun 11 - Review: 1 Jul 11
Attack of the 50-foot foreheads.
... could have opted to stay Earthbound, but instead do a wondrous galactic job outlining one of the more interesting superhero legends.
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GROSSE POINTE BLANK
Release: Apr 97 - Review: 10 May 11
Whackjob Whack Job.
When we attend our high school reunions, we'd all like to be able to say, "I'm a professional killer." And have the actual accumulated technical knowledge and combat experience to back it up. That's why this black comedy is so damn cool.
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GROWN UPS
Release: Jun 10 - Review: 30 Dec 10
Groan Ups.
Five friends reunite for the funeral of their school coach and spend the weekend trying to be funny; between the ad-libs and the unfunny script, nostalgia is a bitch.
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GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER
Release: Dec 67 - Review: 21 Sep 09
Still Racist After All These Years...
...meant to be a hammer against racism. Unfortunately, it only illustrates the filmmakers' racism without them even realizing it. In one line of dialog, the film put its foot in its big whitey mouth.
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