14 titles
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KELLY'S HEROES
Release: Jun 70 - Review: 1 Mar 06

From Zeroes to Heroes.
Like THE DIRTY DOZEN without the meticulous planning.
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KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL
Release: Apr 07 - Review: 26 Sep 09

Shit Kicking.

I guess "comedies" like KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL must appeal to some kind of illiterate lowbrow unschooled trailer-trash drool-toothed dipsticks, otherwise somebody fellated some major pole to get this greenlighted.
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KICKING AND SCREAMING
Release: May 05 - Review: 17 Jun 06

Aiming Low, Scoring Lower.

As counter-intuitive as it may seem in pitting Duvall against Ferrell as rival coaches, think how absolutely ludicrous it is to place them side by side as actors.
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KING KONG
Release: Apr 1933 - Review: 26 Dec 05

The King Is Dead! Long Live The King!
Unfortunately, instead of aging like a fine wine, it has aged like a Big Mac.
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KING KONG 1976
Release: Dec 76 - Review: 1 May 08

Ape-tastrophe!

... a guy in an ape suit walking around like a guy in an ape suit...
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KING KONG 2005
Release: Dec 05 - Review: 23 Dec 05

Yes! We Have No Bananas!
Pure entertainment. Twenty-five hairy-bottomed, big-dumb-galoot feet of it. And nothing else.
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KING OF KINGS
Release: Oct 61 - Review: 24 Jun 06

Jesus: The Man, The Myth, The Model.

... the definitive Catholic document: not really religious, not really holy, not really accurate. Just the way Catholics like it.
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THE KINGDOM
Release: Sep 07 - Review: 16 Oct 08

My Kingdom for a (war)horse...

If LIONS FOR LAMBS was the cerebral, intelligent take on the Iraq War, THE KINGDOM is the action-packed, piss-your-pants rejoinder...
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KINSEY
Release: Nov 04 - Review: 4 Apr 06

A Cocksure Man.

Before the opening credits are done, Kinsey has reeled through all of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words - and then some, showing us exactly which side of the puritan fence this film is going to burn down.
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KISS: SYMPHONY
Release: Apr 03 - Review: 4 Sep 05

Next Stop: Elevator Muzak
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The legacy of Kiss cannot be arrested or dismantled by naysayers or critics any more - it has embedded itself into the psyche of four human generations on planet earth - and that's a lot of greasepaint.
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KISS KISS BANG BANG
Release: Sep 05 - Review: 5 Jul 10

Lethal Schleppin.'

It's like LETHAL WEAPON if Riggs and Murtaugh were totally incompetent.
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THE KITE RUNNER
Release: Dec 07 - Review: 27 Aug 08

A Wimp's Tale.

...lauded as a movie about redemption. It is not. It is a movie about being a wimp. And how this wimp reconciles himself to being one. I guess that’s what this lily-livered society is now calling “redemption”.
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KNOCKED UP
Release: Jun 07 - Review: 10 Mar 09

Stretchmark Benchmark.

Not your average "romantic comedy" with the mandatory maudlin marriage message. KNOCKED UP is laser focused on the comedy - cos let's face it, the "romance" is pretty much over and done once she gets "knocked up"...
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KUNG FU PANDA
Release: Jun 08 - Review: 21 Dec 08

Movie: Chop Socky. Message: Kung Fooey.

...the awesomeness of the Panda is diluted with the insidiousness of the Pander.
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