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KELLY'S
HEROES
Release: Jun 70 - Review: 1 Mar 06 
From
Zeroes to Heroes.
Like THE DIRTY DOZEN without
the meticulous planning.
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KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL
 Release:
Apr 07 - Review: 26 Sep 09 
Shit Kicking.
I guess "comedies" like KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL must appeal to some kind of illiterate lowbrow unschooled trailer-trash drool-toothed dipsticks, otherwise somebody fellated some major pole to get this greenlighted.
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KICKING
AND SCREAMING
Release: May 05 - Review: 17 Jun 06
Aiming Low, Scoring Lower.
As counter-intuitive as it may seem in
pitting Duvall against Ferrell as rival coaches, think
how absolutely ludicrous it is to place them side by side
as actors.
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KING
KONG
Release: Apr 1933 - Review: 26 Dec 05
The
King Is Dead! Long Live The King!
Unfortunately,
instead of aging like a fine wine, it has aged like a
Big Mac.
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KING KONG 1976
Release:
Dec 76 - Review: 1 May 08
Ape-tastrophe!
... a guy in an ape suit walking around like a guy in an ape suit...
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KING
KONG 2005
Release: Dec 05 - Review: 23 Dec 05 
Yes!
We Have No Bananas!
Pure
entertainment. Twenty-five hairy-bottomed, big-dumb-galoot
feet of it. And nothing else.
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KING
OF KINGS
Release: Oct 61 - Review: 24 Jun 06 
Jesus: The Man, The Myth, The Model.
... the definitive
Catholic document: not really religious, not really holy,
not really accurate. Just the way Catholics like it.
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THE KINGDOM
Release: Sep 07 - Review: 16 Oct 08
My Kingdom for a (war)horse...
If LIONS FOR LAMBS was the cerebral, intelligent take on the Iraq War, THE KINGDOM is the action-packed, piss-your-pants rejoinder...
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KINSEY
Release: Nov 04 - Review: 4 Apr 06
A Cocksure Man.
Before the opening credits are done, Kinsey
has reeled through all of George Carlin's Seven Dirty
Words - and then some, showing us exactly which side of
the puritan fence this film is going to burn down.
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KISS:
SYMPHONY
Release: Apr 03 - Review: 4 Sep 05
Next Stop: Elevator Muzak.
The legacy of Kiss cannot be arrested or
dismantled by naysayers or critics any more - it has embedded
itself into the psyche of four human generations on planet
earth - and that's a lot of greasepaint.
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KISS KISS BANG BANG
Release: Sep 05 - Review: 5 Jul 10 
Lethal Schleppin.'
It's like LETHAL WEAPON if Riggs and Murtaugh were totally incompetent.
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THE KITE RUNNER
Release: Dec 07 - Review: 27 Aug 08
A Wimp's Tale.
...lauded as a movie about redemption. It is not. It is a movie about being a wimp. And how this wimp reconciles himself to being one. I guess that’s what this lily-livered society is now calling “redemption”.
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KNOCKED UP
Release: Jun 07 - Review: 10 Mar 09
Stretchmark Benchmark.
Not your average "romantic comedy" with the mandatory maudlin marriage message. KNOCKED UP is laser focused on the comedy - cos let's face it, the "romance" is pretty much over and done once she gets "knocked up"...
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KUNG FU PANDA
Release: Jun 08 - Review: 21 Dec 08
Movie: Chop Socky. Message: Kung Fooey.
...the awesomeness of the Panda is diluted with the insidiousness of the Pander.
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