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LADY IN THE WATER
Release: Aug 06 - Review: 18 Aug 06

Part real. Part fable. All Night.

...truly what it sells itself as - a bedtime story; make-believe of the highest order, taken with a generous pinch of sandman salt and a mountainous suspension of disbelief.
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THE LAST CASTLE
Release: Oct 01 - Review: Nov 01

The Last Farcical

Redford takes a dislike to the way Warden Tony disses his marine and army peeps behind bars, so launches a prison revolt, inmates rallying behind him due to his iron-fisted reputation and rakish good looks.
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THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
Release: Sep 06 - Review: 28 May 07

Acid Reign.

...director Kevin Macdonald scares up a visceral feast, dripping searing fat into its blood trays; a scary fictional tale about a scarier real dictator.
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THE LAST SAMURAI
Release: Dec 03 - Review: 2 Apr 06

Samurai Hei.

The Last Samurai is a grandiose film, sweeping, majestic, inspiring - even WITH Tom Cruise in it.
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LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
Release: Dec 06 - Review: 2 Feb 07

The Devil Wears Red, White and Blue.

Promethean director Clint Eastwood's Letters from Iwo Jima , followup to his daring Flags of Our Fathers, is culturally, philosophically and artistically one of the great Japanese films.
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LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
Release: Jul 07 - Review: 23 Jul 07

In Bruce We Trust.

... a ramped, incendiary, chest-beater of a thriller and surely the best Boy’s Movie of the summer...
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LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS
Release: Mar 99 - Review: 4 Nov 06

"Lock, Stock" comes at us with two smoking barrels.

With a frenetic energy that few films today possess, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is the work of a film-maker who remembers that movies are, first and foremost, Entertainment.
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Release: Dec 01 - Review: Feb 02

A Movie as fully realized as The Book

...Balrog faces off with Gandalf in a cinematic sequence so astounding, breath-stopping and power-hammering that George Lucas is still trying to re-write Star Wars Episode Three.
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
Release: Dec 03 - Review: 18 Dec 04

The Ring's The Thing
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The wealth of creative staff employed by Jackson brought a depth to the visualization of Tolkein's wonders that Tolkein himself would never have had the capacity to envision.
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LOVE AND SEX
Release: Jul 00 - Review: 21 Jun 07

Aiming for mediocre - and succeeding.
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Another savagely average boy-girl "romantic comedy" with nothing new to say, nothing profound to offer and nothing remotely involving...
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LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN
Release: Apr 06 - Review: 25 Nov 06

Überhip Ünderworld.

...if there is such a thing as "too hip," Paul McGuigan's Lucky Number Slevin would be choking on its own faux street cred.
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