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Release: May 05 - Review: 16 Apr 07 
Mad
at Gascar.
The action is loud, slapstick, colorful
and - unless you are eight - generally unfunny.
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 Release:
Jul 98 - Review: 7 Dec 06 
"What have
I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?"
This movie is the severed horse's head bleeding all over the pajamas
of intelligent moviegoers everywhere.
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POINT
Release: Jan 06 - Review: 2 Sep 06
Unmatched.
Woody Allen is like Clint Eastwood - well, not in terms of Man
With No Name, raptor-eyed, iconic screen presence - but as a film-maker. The older
he gets, the more mature and well-made his films become.
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| ME,
MYSELF AND IRENE
Release: Jun 00 - Review: Oct 01
So Much Effort,
So Little Movie.
Jim
Carrey in another 10-star performance. Alas, for a mere 7-star movie.
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| MEET
THE FOCKERS
Release: Dec 04 - Review: 9 Apr 06
Fock This!
There
are two big laughs in Meet The Fockers - but I can't remember where they
are.
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Release: Mar 01 - Review: 28 Nov 06 
The Reverse Genius
Principle.
Christopher Nolan has crafted a
film where the clues to a murder fall neatly OUT of place. Backwards.
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| MIRACLE
ON 34TH STREET
Release: Nov 94 - Review: 30 Mar 06
A Muddle-Headed
Miracle.
...one
of those well-intentioned "dangerous" movies which purport to wholesome
"family" entertainment, whilst insidiously intimating that intelligence
and reason are only for fools.
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| MISSION
TO MARS
 Release: Mar 00 - Review: 29 May 06
Mission To Farce.
... exhibiting so many misdemeanors, misrepresentations, misapplied
physics laws, missteps and misapprehension of spacefaring dialect that one wonders
which second-grader took three months off school to helm it.
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HOUSE
Release: Jun 06 - Review: 20 Feb 07
Property Impropriety.
Adults will be technically delighted, teens might be somewhat amused
and little kids won't even conceptualize the psychotic horror beneath the surface
scares.
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| MONSTER-IN-LAW
Release: May 05 - Review: 18 May 06
Bitch Meets
Dogwalker.
... though
she has barely made a clutch of films worth remembering, Fonda's family name deserves
better than to be sullied with moronic sewage spill such as this.
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MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
 Release: Mar 75 - Review: 4 Aug 07
How we know the Earth to be Banana-Shaped.
...Python schools Hollywood on the Shakespearean value of playing all the parts yourselves, attending to authenticity in set dressing and costuming, and using really, really silly voices.
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Release: Dec 05 - Review: 8 Jan 06
An Ingenious Fantasy
by a Fantasy Genius.
Munich
is not about Munich. Nor is it about events which followed the massacre of Israeli
athletes. It is about Steven Spielberg's ego.
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