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MADAGASCAR
Release: May 05 - Review: 16 Apr 07

Mad at Gascar.

The action is loud, slapstick, colorful and - unless you are eight - generally unfunny.
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MAFIA
Release: Jul 98 - Review: 7 Dec 06

"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?"

This movie is the severed horse's head bleeding all over the pajamas of intelligent moviegoers everywhere.
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MATCH POINT
Release: Jan 06 - Review: 2 Sep 06

Unmatched.

Woody Allen is like Clint Eastwood - well, not in terms of Man With No Name, raptor-eyed, iconic screen presence - but as a film-maker. The older he gets, the more mature and well-made his films become.
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ME, MYSELF AND IRENE
Release: Jun 00 - Review: Oct 01

So Much Effort, So Little Movie.

Jim Carrey in another 10-star performance. Alas, for a mere 7-star movie.
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MEET THE FOCKERS
Release: Dec 04 - Review: 9 Apr 06

Fock This!

There are two big laughs in Meet The Fockers - but I can't remember where they are.
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MEMENTO
Release: Mar 01 - Review: 28 Nov 06

The Reverse Genius Principle.

Christopher Nolan has crafted a film where the clues to a murder fall neatly OUT of place. Backwards.
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MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET
Release: Nov 94 - Review: 30 Mar 06

A Muddle-Headed Miracle
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...one of those well-intentioned "dangerous" movies which purport to wholesome "family" entertainment, whilst insidiously intimating that intelligence and reason are only for fools.
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MISSION TO MARS
Release: Mar 00 - Review: 29 May 06

Mission To Farce.

... exhibiting so many misdemeanors, misrepresentations, misapplied physics laws, missteps and misapprehension of spacefaring dialect that one wonders which second-grader took three months off school to helm it.
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MONSTER HOUSE
Release: Jun 06 - Review: 20 Feb 07

Property Impropriety.

Adults will be technically delighted, teens might be somewhat amused and little kids won't even conceptualize the psychotic horror beneath the surface scares.
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MONSTER-IN-LAW
Release: May 05 - Review: 18 May 06

Bitch Meets Dogwalker
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... though she has barely made a clutch of films worth remembering, Fonda's family name deserves better than to be sullied with moronic sewage spill such as this.
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MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
Release: Mar 75 - Review: 4 Aug 07

How we know the Earth to be Banana-Shaped.

...Python schools Hollywood on the Shakespearean value of playing all the parts yourselves, attending to authenticity in set dressing and costuming, and using really, really silly voices.
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MUNICH
Release: Dec 05 - Review: 8 Jan 06

An Ingenious Fantasy by a Fantasy Genius.

Munich is not about Munich. Nor is it about events which followed the massacre of Israeli athletes. It is about Steven Spielberg's ego.
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