9 titles
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NACHO LIBRE
Release: Jun 06 - Review: 22 Jul 06

Lotsa Lucha, Lessa Libre.

Like its hero, NACHO LIBRE lacks any kind of punch.
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NATIONAL TREASURE
Release: Nov 04 - Review: 10 Feb 07

Precious Little.

...salted with a snide dig at the political laziness of the American people coupled with a sly j'accuse at their insuperably asinine government.
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NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
Release: Dec 07 - Review: 19 Sep 09

I'm going to take a Treasure Bath!

...For all its contrived clue-solving and annoying coincidences and tiresome car chases, and even Nicolas Cage's mourning face, NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS is a lot of fun.

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THE NEW GUY
Release: May 02 - Review: 16 Apr 09

Once a Dork...

...there are not enough words in the virgin English tongue to describe the depths of stupidity THE NEW GUY plumbs.
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NEXT
Release: Apr 07 - Review: 11 Jan 10

Next to Nothing.

He can see the future, but he couldn't see he was going to make an assface of himself by doing this movie.
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NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
Release: Oct 68 - Review: 1 Nov 09

Night of the Actor's Studio Rejects.

... a director who couldn't direct, got together with a bunch of actors who couldn't act and lumbered out NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. And the world became a stupider place.
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NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Release: Nov 07 - Review: 27 Apr 08

New Killer. Old Hairstyle.

The plot is almost secondary to the exceptional manner in which the story is told through movie MAKING; through the “art” of making the movie...
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NOT EASILY BROKEN
Release: Jan 09 - Review: 19 Jun 09

Preachy, Peachy and Screechy.
...tailored for the black christian market like a black suit and tie is tailored for a Reservoir Dog.
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THE NUMBER 23
Release: Feb 07 - Review: 4 Dec 08

The Number of the Least.

...this psychological thriller is an entertaining diversion, moving at a pace that prevents us from seeing the stupidity in 2+3=23 (yes, this is the "intelligence" level of numerologists).
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