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OCEAN'S ELEVEN
Release: Dec 01 - Review: 30 Dec 03

Whatchoo talkin bout, Cheadle?
...we're not so much dealing with "movies" as we are with "movie STARS".
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OCEAN'S TWELVE
Release: Dec 04 - Review: 22 Nov 05

"1 Louder" Than Ocean's Eleven.
...so self-aware of its megastar cheese-wattage that it can't quite get over its own smugness.
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Read Poffy's Review OCEAN'S THIRTEEN
Release: Jun 07 - Review: 23 Jun 07

Lucky Number Thirteen.
... this time ‘round, the direction is wiser, the plot is tighter and some of the jokes are actually funny.
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OPEN WATER
 Release: Aug 04 - Review: 6 Apr 09

Body of Beauty in Body of Water.
Two insignificant bodies in a limitless ocean - fact that one of them is Blanchard Ryan's 9.5 body is doubly tragic...
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OVER THE HEDGE
Release: May 06 - Review: 27 May 06

Die Hard With A Woodland Critter Vengeance.
... does our enjoyment stem from the tale and its telling, or from the megastar backbone that props up all these modern 3D animation films?
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