Poffy The Cucumber's Movie Mania_Alphabetical

13 titles

ORPHAN

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	OBSERVE AND REPORT Release: Apr 09 - Review: 17 Oct 09 *Report: C+.* ...walks that indecisive line between drama and comedy, with Seth Rogen pulling it towards big-dumb-galoot comedy and the script (much like Hill's FOOT FIST WAY) tripping into self-realization drama. TOP
	OBSESSED Release: Apr 09 - Review: 19 Aug 10 *Hell hath no apathy, like a woman scorned.* ...writer David Loughery and director Steve Shill have crafted OBSESSED as if they've never known the embrace of a woman, let alone been stalked by one. TOP
	OCEAN'S ELEVEN Release: Dec 01 - Review: 30 Dec 03 *Whatchoo talkin bout, Cheadle?* ...we're not so much dealing with "movies" as we are with movie STARS. TOP
	OCEAN'S TWELVE Release: Dec 04 - Review: 22 Nov 05 *"1 Louder" Than Ocean's Eleven.* ...so self-aware of its megastar cheese-wattage that it can't quite get over its own smugness. TOP
	OCEAN'S THIRTEEN Release: Jun 07 - Review: 23 Jun 07 *Lucky Number Thirteen.* ... this time ‘round, the direction is wiser, the plot is tighter and some of the jokes are actually funny. TOP
	ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST Release: Nov 75 - Review: 25 Mar 11 *One Cuckoo in Charge of the Rest.* ...one of the foremost statements on mankind's descent into madness. Not because of the unbalanced patients - because of the unbalanced staff. TOP

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	OPEN WATER Release: Aug 04 - Review: 6 Apr 09 *Body of Beauty in Body of Water.* Two insignificant bodies in a limitless ocean - fact that one of them is Blanchard Ryan's 9.5 body is doubly tragic... TOP
	OPEN WATER 2: ADRIFT Release: Aug 06 - Review: 18 Dec 09 *Sea legs in the second act.* Like its tenuous predecessor, ADRIFT is also supposedly based on a true story - of six people lost at sea. Six BORING people. TOP
	ORPHAN Release: Jul 09 - Review: 19 Aug 10 *The Kid Ain't Kidding.* ...when an upscale couple with two children adopt a 9-year-old orphan with scary theme music, familial bliss is not in the flow chart. TOP
	THE OTHER GUYS Release: Aug 10 - Review: 17 Jan 11 Finding the Other Mark Wahlberg. This movie should have just been called THE OTHER GUY (singular), as we watch Wahlberg elegantly steal it from right under Ferrell's nose. TOP
	OUTLAND Release: May 81 - Review: 11 Oct 11 *Outland-ish.* It's HIGH NOON in space. Well, sort of. Well, not exactly. Well, not at all. TOP
	OVER THE HEDGE Release: May 06 - Review: 27 May 06 *Die Hard With A Woodland Critter Vengeance.* ... does our enjoyment stem from the tale and its telling, or from the megastar backbone that props up all these modern 3D animation films? TOP
	THE OX-BOW INCIDENT Release: May 43 - Review: 24 Dec 09 *Vengeance is Swine.* ...presciently an exact representation - EXACT - of how the George W. Bush administration prosecuted its failed state "justice" in its bogus War on Terror. TOP