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OCEAN'S
ELEVEN
Release: Dec 01 - Review: 30 Dec 03

Whatchoo talkin bout, Cheadle?
...we're not so much dealing with "movies"
as we are with "movie STARS".
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OCEAN'S
TWELVE
Release: Dec 04 - Review: 22 Nov 05 
"1 Louder" Than Ocean's Eleven.
...so self-aware of its megastar cheese-wattage
that it can't quite get over its own smugness.
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OCEAN'S THIRTEEN
Release: Jun 07 - Review: 23 Jun 07 
Lucky Number Thirteen.
... this time ‘round, the direction is wiser, the plot is tighter and some of the jokes are actually funny.
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OPEN WATER
Release: Aug 04 - Review: 6 Apr 09 
Body of Beauty in Body of Water.
Two insignificant bodies in a limitless ocean - fact that one of them is Blanchard Ryan's 9.5 body is doubly tragic...
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OVER
THE HEDGE
Release: May
06 - Review: 27 May 06 
Die Hard With A Woodland Critter Vengeance.
... does our enjoyment
stem from the tale and its telling, or from the megastar
backbone that props up all these modern 3D animation films?
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