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OF IWO JIMA
Release: Dec 49 - Review: 24 Nov 06
Jingo All The Way.
...thirty-something teenagers with clean shirts and Christian mouths
storm battlegrounds where they die operatically from bullets that don't make exit
wounds...
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SCHOOL OF ROCK
Release: Sep 03 - Review: 12 Aug 05 
Tenacious D's Boy-Thunder
Rides Hellacious and Raises The Goblet Of Rock.
Black
trod that knife-edge between sociopath and savior, milking the storyline like
a blue-ribbon set of udders, for the pleasure of rock burnouts of the Alice Cooper
generation.
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SENTINEL
Release: Apr 06 - Review: 26 Apr 06
Running Fast but Standing Still.
...an unevenly
entertaining, bucking and diving, dodging and weaving affair, which intermittently
excels when it relaxes its grip on trying to be too hip.
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HAL
 Release:
Nov 01 - Review: Jul 05 
When Fat is
Phat and Hot is Not
...a snide wink to the hotties
in the audience that if the fatties and quadriplegics onscreen are amenable to
"laughing at themselves" then we can laugh AT them also...
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Release: Mar 07 - Review: 2 Apr 07
Shooter is Sharp
but Misses the Marky.
...achieves that sensible
balance between action, political skullduggery, pretty orange explosions and Mark
Wahlberg's big guns (and I don't mean his military sniper rifles)...
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SICKO
 Release: Jul 07 - Review: 18 Jul 07 
In Sickness and In Wealth.
Sicko plants the seed of dissent in another area of our lives we’ve regarded with complacency – an aspect we’ve been programmed to believe is doing us right even as it does us morbidly wrong.
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HIGH
Release: Jul 05 - Review: 2 Oct 05 
The Bastard Offspring
of John Hughes and Joel Schumacher.
...elevates
the hormonally-drenched pseudo-problems of libidinous, over-privileged, studiously-hip
teens to the import of a United Nations Symposium on Global Oil Embargos...
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ACES
Release: Jan 07 - Review: 11 Feb 07
It's a mad mad
mad mad assassination.
There is more unnecessary
dialog here than in the Pam and Tommy sex tape.
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Release: Jan 01- Review: 5 Sep 06
"Snatch"
will grab.
... Snatch is a Molotov
cocktail of a movie; a careening, chain-wielding maniac of a film.
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SOPRANOS: SEASON 3
Release: Feb 2001
Episode 30 Episode
32 Episode 38
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COWBOYS
Release: Aug 2000 - Review: 17 Jan 06
American Hero Sandwich.
Eastwood explores - through his laconic wit and casually-paced,
character-driven style - exactly what makes these implausible candidates for this
mission such plausible Heroes.
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| | SPANGLISH
Release: Dec 04 - Review: 1 Jan 2006
Renaissance Sandler.
Boy Sandler actually portrays a Real Human in Spanglish
- a well-rounded, successful husband and father, as far removed from any of his
other roles as Rob Schneider is from comedy.
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2002
Release: May 02 - Review: Jun 02 
Hangin' With
The Big Boys.
Spiderman joins the pantheon of
underpanted heroes whom the movie forum has portrayed as mightily as their bulging
quadriceps...
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2
Release: Jun 04 - Review: 6 Feb 07
Spider Sense-tingling.
Grander, faster, slicker than its predecessor, director Sam Raimi's
Spiderman 2 is more action-packed, more thrill-rided, more rollercoastered
than Spiderman...
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3
 Release: May 07 - Review: 20 May 07
Really Swingin'.
...a swingin' soiree; a chill-er thriller ladykiller that tops
both its previous incarnations with smooth-headed, web-spangling adventure and
vibrant, flesh-colored emotion.
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STAND
Release: May 1994 - Review: 9 Jun 05
My Favorite Martian
versus Garth Brooks.
To the chagrin of a billion
readers, director Mick Garris and the tome's author himself, Stephen King (as
executive producer, screenwriter, and actor), offer us a vapid tv visualization
of the book, diminishing all its epic impact.
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STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME
Release: Nov 96 - Review: 30 Apr 08
Camping in a Row of Future Tense.
I could say this movie was “a whale of a time” but it wasn’t really. Starting with a promising premise, as the story unfolded, it quickly lost its porpoise.
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WARS II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
Release: May 02 - Review: Jul 02 
CGI = Cast
Grossly Inessential.
...superfluous computer
graphic imagery stuns you into almost not laughing at the hamhanded attempts at
characterization and kindergarten dialog in this vacuous corporate merchandising
advertisement thinly-disguised as a movie.
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WARS III: REVENGE OF THE SITH
Release: May 05 - Review: May 05 
The Sith Hits
The Fans: A Cultural Calamity.
...is darker
than other Star Wars episodes in the sense that "Scooby Doo Meets Dracula"
is darker than "Scooby Doo Meets the Harlem Globetrotters".
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WARS IV: A NEW HOPE
Release: May 77 - Review: 16 May 07 
A Legend Begins…
from the middle…
...a revelation and a
revolution. There will never be anything like it again.
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WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Release: May 80 - Review: 18 Jun 07
Empirical Satirical.
The series would never again scale these lofty heights of grand
dramatic slam. The Empire Strikes Back, brimming with hilarity, humanity
and paternity, is the best of the Star Wars series.
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STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Release: 1951 - Review: 3 Oct 05
A Juggernaut Named
Brando.
There are three reasons for watching
"A Streetcar Named Desire": Brando. Brando. Brando.
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SUM OF ALL FEARS
Release: May 02 - Review: 30 Jan 04
Ford Power.
Not since Marky Mark replaced Charlton Heston in Tim Burton's remarkable
film about ape-poo, has there been such an inadequate, impotent re-imagining of
a well-known filmic character.
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Release: Dec 78 - Review: 11 ul 06 
One Part Steel,
Two Parts Cheese.
When it's good, Superman,
like its hero, is super. When it's bad, it is cheesier than a German cheese festival.
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II
Release: Jul 81 - Review: 9 Dec 06
It's a bird. It's plain. It's not super, man.
Superman
II is two movies mashed together to make HALF a movie.
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RETURNS
Release: Jun 06 - Review: 4 Jul 06 
Ol' Blue Eyes Is
Back.
... merely a retelling of Richard Donner's
1978 Superman for the iPod generation.
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SURF'S UP
Release: Jun 07 - Review: 28 Jun 07
Surf's Up, Up and Away.
Despite its mundane title, Surf’s Up is a totally tubular surfari of relentless comedy and madboy cuteness.
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CHRISTMAS
Release: Oct 04 - Review: 28 May 06
Surviving
Affleck.
... serves as
yet another unfortunate example of James Gandolfini proving what a great actor
he is whilst simultaneously besmirching his career by acting in this film.
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SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET
Release: Dec 07 - Review: 8 Jan 08
Slashing Singing Scissorhands.
Violent, gruesome, blackly hilarious, deliriously entertaining, director Tim Burton’s vision of Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street is a wild cry of bloodlust put to song.
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| | SYRIANA
Release: Dec 05 - Review: 31 Dec 05
Oil Is Not Well.
Stephen
Gaghan uses the neck-snapping plotline to illustrate how oil machinations on a
global level affect lives on a personal level.
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