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D: THE COMPLETE MASTERWORKS
Release:
Nov 03 - Review: 20 Aug 05 
Once every hundred-thousand
years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
Tenacious D have become their own self-fulfilling prophecy: in
satirically proclaiming they would "change the face of rock" - they
have! TOP
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D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY
Release: Nov 06 - Review: 2 May 07 
Fueled by Rocket
Sauce
oh, and Satan. Displace one 'fuck'
and there would be diminishment; displace one 'suck my cock' and the structure
would fall. TOP |
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TERMINAL
Release: Jun 04 - Review: 11 Sep 05 
In-Terminal-ble.
...one
has to beat oneself about the head to comprehend how the world's arguably greatest
director and the world's arguably greatest actor ever acceded to participating
in this mundane project. TOP
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YOU FOR SMOKING
Release: Mar 06 - Review: 26 May 06 
Black Lung Satire.
...illustrates that the obstacles to truth are sometimes the very
people exhorting you to seek it. TOP
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THING YOU DO!
Release:
Oct 1996 - Review: 30 Sep 03 
That Thing Done
Well is a Thing of Beauty Indeed. ...full credit
goes to Hanks for crafting a vehicle in which he stars, that he is not the star
of, focusing on the rise and fall of a rock group ensconced in British Invasion-era
America. TOP
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| | TIMELINE
Release: Nov 03 - Review: 21 Jul 05 
Space-Time
Continuum SAVED by Surfer Dude & Community Theatre Actress.
Paul Walker's onscreen presence is constantly overpowered by any
day-player, mule or piece of rock which accidentally shares the screen with him.
TOP
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Release: Dec 97 - Review: 3 May 06 
The King Of The
World meets The Bitch Of The Sea. A well-made,
mind-numbing romance this cheesy usually scores low - but Cameron gained his points
purely due to his magnificent boat-tipping. TOP
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Release: Mar 75 - Review: 29 Jul 06 
Rock God as Singing
Savior. ... simultaneously an electrifying
musical monolith and a descent into drug-induced kookiness. TOP |
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STORY
Release: Nov 95 - Review: 1 May 06 
Plastic Fantastic.
...succeeds on all levels - in its animation, storyline, character
development, its messages of friendship and self-realization and, most importantly,
its entertainment value. TOP
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2
Release: Apr 04 - Review: 26 Feb 06 
Where Girlfriends
Fear to Tread. You need not watch Trekkies
to understand Trekkies 2. No sense in hurting your intelligence lobe
twice in the same area. TOP |
| | TROY
Release: May 04 - Review: 19 Oct 05 
The Achilliad.
All bronzed bicep, leonine mane and CG soldiery,
Troy is a glut-fest of regal posturing and battle-flavored man-stench. TOP
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TRUMAN SHOW
Release: Jun 98 - Review: 31 Dec 06 
Masterpiece in
a Microcosm. Written by Andrew Niccol in an
audacious fit of prescience, Truman Burbank (Carrey) is an unsuspecting pawn in
the most ambitious reality show ever conceived... TOP
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TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS
Release: Apr 96 - Review: 18 May 07 
No Truth in Cats
and Dogs. Re-telling of the age-old Cyrano tale
with Janeane Garofalo as The Nose and Uma Thurman as The Bod. TOP
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TV WHEEL
Release: 1995 - Review: 24 Apr 04 
Pure Joel, Pure
Genius ...may not be wholly original, but the
energy and creativity Joel brought to this simple concept outweighed any kind
of composite plagiarism. TOP
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