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D: THE COMPLETE MASTERWORKS
 Release:
Nov 03 - Review: 20 Aug 05 
Once every hundred-thousand
years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow…
Tenacious D have become their own self-fulfilling prophecy: in
satirically proclaiming they would "change the face of rock" - they
have!
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D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY
Release: Nov 06 - Review: 2 May 07
Fueled by Rocket
Sauce… oh, and Satan.
Displace one 'fuck'
and there would be diminishment; displace one 'suck my cock' and the structure
would fall.
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TERMINAL
Release: Jun 04 - Review: 11 Sep 05
In-Terminal-ble.
...one
has to beat oneself about the head to comprehend how the world's arguably greatest
director and the world's arguably greatest actor ever acceded to participating
in this mundane project.
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YOU FOR SMOKING
Release: Mar 06 - Review: 26 May 06
Black Lung Satire.
...illustrates that the obstacles to truth are sometimes the very
people exhorting you to seek it.
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THING YOU DO!
Release:
Oct 1996 - Review: 30 Sep 03
That Thing Done
Well is a Thing of Beauty Indeed.
...full credit
goes to Hanks for crafting a vehicle in which he stars, that he is not the star
of, focusing on the rise and fall of a rock group ensconced in British Invasion-era
America.
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Release: Nov 03 - Review: 21 Jul 05
Space-Time
Continuum SAVED by Surfer Dude & Community Theatre Actress.
Paul Walker's onscreen presence is constantly overpowered by any
day-player, mule or piece of rock which accidentally shares the screen with him.
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Release: Dec 97 - Review: 3 May 06
The King Of The
World meets The Bitch Of The Sea.
A well-made,
mind-numbing romance this cheesy usually scores low - but Cameron gained his points
purely due to his magnificent boat-tipping.
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Release: Mar 75 - Review: 29 Jul 06
Rock God as Singing
Savior.
... simultaneously an electrifying
musical monolith and a descent into drug-induced kookiness.
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STORY
Release: Nov 95 - Review: 1 May 06
Plastic Fantastic.
...succeeds on all levels - in its animation, storyline, character
development, its messages of friendship and self-realization and, most importantly,
its entertainment value.
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2
Release: Apr 04 - Review: 26 Feb 06
Where Girlfriends
Fear to Tread.
You need not watch Trekkies
to understand Trekkies 2. No sense in hurting your intelligence lobe
twice in the same area.
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Release: May 04 - Review: 19 Oct 05 
The Achilliad.
All bronzed bicep, leonine mane and CG soldiery,
Troy is a glut-fest of regal posturing and battle-flavored man-stench.
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TRUMAN SHOW
Release: Jun 98 - Review: 31 Dec 06
Masterpiece in
a Microcosm.
Written by Andrew Niccol in an
audacious fit of prescience, Truman Burbank (Carrey) is an unsuspecting pawn in
the most ambitious reality show ever conceived...
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TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS
Release: Apr 96 - Review: 18 May 07
No Truth in Cats
and Dogs.
Re-telling of the age-old Cyrano tale
with Janeane Garofalo as The Nose and Uma Thurman as The Bod.
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TV WHEEL
Release: 1995 - Review: 24 Apr 04 
Pure Joel, Pure
Genius
...may not be wholly original, but the
energy and creativity Joel brought to this simple concept outweighed any kind
of composite plagiarism.
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