SPECIES Release: Jul 95 - Review: 28 Jun 09
Darwin never looked so good. It's ALIEN with a spectacular pair of natural knockers. TOP
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? Release: May 08 - Review: 28 Jun 09
War of the Worlds. Morgan Spurlock, insurrectionist, free thinker, junk food eater, has encapsulated on film the issue on every adult mind on Earth since September 11, 2001. TOP
BOLT Release: Nov 08 - Review: 27 Jun 09
O.D on QT. If cuteness ever becomes a sin, this movie is going straight to hell. TOP
THE INTERNATIONAL Release: Feb 09 - Review: 27 Jun 09
Resistance is Futile. When one of the world's largest international banks is discovered brokering covert arms deals with China and the Middle East... well, who's really surprised these days? TOP
STAR WARS VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI Release: May 83 - Review: 27 Jun 09
The circle is now complete. In the last of the STAR WARS hexology, the Galactic Empire has returned with another planet-sized space station to terrorize the galaxy. And the Rebel Alliance has returned to break it. TOP
BEDTIME STORIES Release: Dec 08 - Review: 26 Jun 09 Wish it into the Cornfield. Idiotic and contradictory messages fly at us like fart jokes in a movie bankrupt of ideas, which BEDTIME STORIES is. Without the fart jokes. TOP
PEARL HARBOR Release: May 01 - Review: 21 Jun 09
Pearl Before Swine. PEARL HARBOR digs deep below the surface of the gasoline embargoes and jingoistic fomenting and reveals exactly what this WWII conflict was all about - the love triangle between three young American Models. TOP
EAGLE EYE Release: Sep 08 - Review: 21 Jun 09
Computer Bluesie, Computer Floosie. Not another supercomputer that thinks humans are illogical and don't deserve to live! When are humans gonna learn to unplug these things overnight... TOP
PATHS OF GLORY Release:
Oct 57 - Review: 20 Jun 09
Paths of Gory.
... an outraged, frustrated scream against the duplicity, mendacity, idiocy, inhumaneness and ingloriousness of war. TOP
THE GAUNTLET Release: Dec 77 - Review: 20 Jun 09
Bullets over Fraud Way. ... a ludicrous, riotous, guilty pleasure, Eastwood at the helm as director and star, doing all those outlandish things only Eastwood can do in a Clint Eastwood Movie. TOP
STAR TREK 2009 Release: May 09 - Review: 20 Jun 09
All-New, All-Improved, Same-ole Same-ole. If this don't keep the fanboys happy, nothin' will. TOP
NOT EASILY BROKEN Release: Jan 09 - Review: 19 Jun 09 Preachy, Peachy and Screechy. ...tailored for the black christian market like a black suit and tie is tailored for a Reservoir Dog. TOP
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