GAMERA VS. VIRAS

Poffy The Cucumber

WHY GAMERA, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE INTO SCISSORING, YOU OLD LESBIAN!

Octopustulent. In a cold open, a bumblebee spaceship with English-speaking aliens attack Earth because it’s the planet most like theirs in the universe. Actual logic in a GAMERA movie! Then Gamera the giant flying turtle attacks the spaceship because – whatever. An unseen commander onboard the ship, who might just be Richard Burton, elocutes orders to his unseen crew, and … Read More