Poffy’s ODE to | Teresa Palmer

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Oh, superblond Teresa Palmer
My love for you has reached critical mass
Knowing that you can kick my ass.

It’s just karma
That I crave your pajama
Like a farmer.

Was there drama
When you voted Obama
To stop Big Pharma?

Let us eat shawarma
On my llama
Like Jeffrey Dahmer.

There’s no harm-a
And I’ll be calmer
When you give me a palm-er.

END

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TERESA PALMER
Hottest in:
I AM NUMBER FOUR
WARM BODIES

Australian action girl, spinner, fighter, and so, so blonde it hurts – me.
by Jon Dunmore © 1 Apr 2014
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