Alpha-Y (15 titles)

Release: Oct 01 – Review: 29 Apr 06

Putting the “coming” back in coming-of-age.

… two impulsive, inexperienced teens, a strife-torn Mexico, several backstories which would kill a horse – and a magnificent rack.

Release: Jun 09 – Review: 9 Oct 09

The Year of Living Safely.

… a missed opportunity, crying in the wilderness like Charlton Heston as Moses; a biblical comedy of pamphlet proportions.

Release: Dec 08 – Review: 29 Apr 09

YES means Mo.’

… Carrey’s return to his forte – that plastic, elastic, bombastic spastic who refuses to grow up.

Release: Jun 19 – Review: 4 Sep 19

Scrambled Eggs.

… takes many interesting turns, and one gigantic stupid one.

Release: Aug 67 – Review: 19 May 17

Godzilla – South Korea edition.

Whereas GODZILLA was a parable about man’s hubris, YONGARY is about fending off plagiarism lawsuits from Toho Company.

Release: Apr 10 – Review: 28 Jun 10

Terminator Salvation.

… Kevorkian. If you know the name, you know the game: euthanasia…

Release: Jun 08 – Review: 14 Jan 10

Political Palestinian-Israeli Zionist Hairdresser Sex Comedy.

… writers Sandler, Robert Smigel and the great Judd Apatow give us ridiculous piled on absurd and nipple-pinched by insane.

Release: Jun 67 – Review: 10 May 20

…but you get endless chances to escape…

James Bond in Japan! Pretending to be Japanese! It’s as horrifyingly racist as you think. And then some.

Release: Jan 23 – Review: 6 Mar 23

Wake up and smell the sensitivity.

YOU PEOPLE is strictly for Karens and Chads…

Release: Jul 55 – Review: 2 Nov 17

It Never Gets Old…

Jerry Lewis, whose whole shtick is “an adult playing a kid,” gets to play an adult playing a kid, in YOU’RE NEVER TOO YOUNG. And Dean Martin, as usual, can’t tell the difference.

Release: Aug 13 – Review: 11 Oct 14

Killing for Dummies.

Assassins of a rich family find that one of their intended victims is conveniently a “survivalist” who can kick their assasses.

Release: Dec 98 – Review: 11 Jan 14

You’ve Got Fail.

America’s Sweethearts, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, reunite in this witless romantic comedy and take another giant step towards becoming America’s Retards.

Release: Mar 16 – Review: 27 Jan 17

The Cramming Chronicle.

Chronicling just one year in the life of seven-year-old Jesus of Nazareth, THE YOUNG MESSIAH still manages to cram more holier-than-thou into this one movie than any three Jesus movies combined.

Release: Apr 11 – Review: 21 Aug 11

Their Lowness.

… a fast-paced slow-brainer for people who like to hear swear words unsurrounded by actual comedy.

Release: Jan 10 – Review: 2 Jan 11

A dweeb by any other name…

Ill-defined characters populate a trailer trash landscape, with dialogue trying way too hard to be JUNO.