THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2: FULL SEQUENCE

Poffy The Cucumber

Diarrhetic Daisy Chain. Madder, badder. Slicker, sicker. After the cult success of the horror-porn novelty THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (2010), writer-director Tom Six promised us a sequel where twelve people would be joined together. We thought he was crazy. Then he went and made THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2. Now we know he’s crazy. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 takes all that was … Read More

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

Poffy The Cucumber

Pinch this one off. Lo, I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, And thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. –Book of Ezekiel, 4:15 There are certain movies that you should see– nay, that you have to see because they have entered mankind’s memetic consciousness. All your friends will ask, “Have you seen it?!” These are not simply movies … Read More