THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3: FINAL SEQUENCE

Poffy The Cucumber

Three Shits To The Wind… You will vomit. Then you will call the censorship board demanding to know who the hell was asleep at their post to let such a deformed dungcastle slip through the decency filters of society. But enough about Rob Schneider movies. Let’s turn our attention to THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3. It’s almost as bad. Dare you … Read More

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

Poffy The Cucumber

Pinch this one off. Lo, I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, And thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. –Book of Ezekiel, 4:15 There are certain movies that you should see– nay, that you have to see because they have entered mankind’s memetic consciousness. All your friends will ask, “Have you seen it?!” These are not simply movies … Read More