THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3: FINAL SEQUENCE

Poffy The Cucumber

Three Shits To The Wind… You will vomit. Then you will call the censorship board demanding to know who the hell was asleep at their post to let such a deformed dungcastle slip through the decency filters of society. But enough about Rob Schneider movies. Let’s turn our attention to THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3. It’s almost as bad. Dare you … Read More

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2: FULL SEQUENCE

Poffy The Cucumber

Diarrhetic Daisy Chain. Madder, badder. Slicker, sicker. After the cult success of the horror-porn novelty THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (2010), writer-director Tom Six promised us a sequel where twelve people would be joined together. We thought he was crazy. Then he went and made THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2. Now we know he’s crazy. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 takes all that was … Read More