IN THE TALL GRASS

Poffy The Cucumber

Mean Green. A couple hears a boy calling for help from a field of tall grass. They go in to help. And can’t come out. IN THE TALL GRASS is a throat-clutching, unrelenting thriller, based on a novella by Stephen King and his just-as-weird son, Joe Hill (whose name somehow sounds like a Stephen King pseudonym). Pregnant Becky (Laysla De … Read More

SPLICE

Poffy The Cucumber

Gene Genie. Y’know, I didn’t watch SPLICE for the raunchy interspecies sex scenes – but I’m not complaining… A gene-spliced organism causes havoc for the two scientists who created it, due to the organism’s predatory nature and the way it was created with the unethical splicing of human genes… but mostly because it looks like a hot naked French model. … Read More