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TAKEN for a thrill-ride.

Liam Neeson has always stood up for what’s right (as Oskar Schindler, as Rob Roy, Michael Collins, hell, even as Qui-Gon Jinn) – but he’s never been so BADASS about it.

Taken_captionIn the European production, TAKEN, Neeson is Bryan Mills, an ex-CIA operative – he calls himself a “Preventer of Bad Things” with “a very particular set of skills” – whose 17-year-old daughter, Kim (Maggie Grace) travels to France and is kidnapped by Euro slave traders for Mid-Eastern royalty and super-rich white men. And Mills comes to her rescue, kicking arse, taking names and leaving no prisoners.

In short, utterly preposterous. And utterly enjoyable.

And utterly Euro. Written by the great Luc Besson (LEON) and directed by the striking Pierre Morel (DISTRICT 13), meaning there seems to be little or no stinking MPAA presence; Neeson can get away with shooting bad guys in the back (without them drawing on him first), torturing bad guys (while describing how the “U.S. outsourced these techniques”), killing ruthlessly and callously, in short, stooping to the bad guys’ level to get the job done without any mitigating factors besides his daughter’s life being at stake.

Famke Janssen is the underused ex-wife, Xander Berkeley is the ex-wife’s rich new hubbie, also underused; ingenue Maggie Grace keeps reminding us of how much better Kristen Stewart would’ve fitted her role; and Leland Orser is one of Mills’s CIA buddies – and he’s NOT whining about anything.

With TAKEN being such a hard, satisfying ride, I wouldn’t be whining either.


Taken_titleTAKEN (Jan 2009) | R
Director: Pierre Morel.
Writers: Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen.
Starring: Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen, Leland Orser, Radivoje Bukvic, Mathieu Busson, Holly Valance, Katie Cassidy, Xander Berkeley, Nicolas Giraud, Maggie Grace, Jon Gries.
Word Count: 250      No. 382
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