Oh, superblond Teresa Palmer
My love for you has reached critical mass
Knowing that you can kick my ass.

It’s just karma
That I crave your pajama
Like a farmer.

Was there drama
When you voted Obama
To stop Big Pharma?

Let us eat shawarma
On my llama
Like Jeffrey Dahmer.

There’s no harm-a
And I’ll be calmer
When you give me a palm-er.

END